YOU MIGHT BE A HOME SCHOOLER ...

Those who read the “You Might Be A Home Schooler If...” column in the last issue will remember that I asked readers to write their own and send them. Well, I got it! Hardly a day has gone by that I haven’t received letters with “You Might...” jokes. Once again home schoolers all across this nation have taken up their pens and No. 2 soft-lead pencils to prove that they are among the most creative and weird people on the face of the earth.

So without further ado, here is YOUR list of reasons why You Might Be A Home Schooler. Drum roll please...

...if the only bell that rings at your school is the telephone.

...if you think an "Anglo Saxon" is a math text book.

...if your school planner has a column entitled "chores."

...if your teacher has ever attended school in her pajamas.

...if your kitchen table serves as a lab, supply center, work area, and, occasionally, a place to eat.

...if when you check out at the library, your stack of books is taller than the librarian.

...if you have to stop and think when asked, "What grade are you in?"

...if you shop for back-to-school clothes in your older sibling's hand-me-down pile.

...if your class roster sounds like a Biblical genealogy.

Home Schooling


The kids start the day with Mom supervising breakfast.






Then off to school they  go.
Everyone has an assigned seat in the classroom.






   After resting up, they're ready for some fun.
           Where's Waldo is their favorite game.




   Before you know it, everyone is tired out.  





When the kids get home from their busy school day, it's time for a bath.  Then they dry off before bedtime.





Put a smile on your face, And a song in your heart!

Health Class

Computers

Sewing lessons

P.E.

Discipline

Art

                          

Swimming Lessons
 
 

Lunch!